Fat people hate

Last night I managed to write about 600 words in an hour using OpenBSD’s ed while joining my wife for dinner with some of her friends. Of course, I asked first. Contrary to some people’s opinions, I’m not utterly devoid of social graces.

could you imagine being this sad

fun stuff

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did he do that during the dinner

I imagine so

>*slurps spaghetti with one hand*
>other writes sudo rm -rf

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Beej attained

Good shit

My body hates me after biking 40km around Amsterdam

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Happy Canada day losers

my body hates me either way

or is it my mind

the body is just there for the long ride

There's a skeleton inside trying to escape

spooky

💀

I've been in Amsterdam but I didn't see a Shrek biking around

is a big city

Do you live in Amsterdam?

No

But I've been there like, 30 minutes ago

Biking here is fun

@Matthew my lad

tfw been having dreams about that xiaomi bike

I'm on a bus, how do I piss in the bottle without anyone noticing?

you dont

Fug

the noise will give you away

Damn, if I had a tiny peener I could direct the stream to the wall

bottom form of average bottle would still make the splashing/running noise

quite obvious

There has to be a way

if you want you can do the oldschool napkin in the bottle to suck most of the noise/splash and just use backbag/hoodie cover the bottle while you do your thing

but enjoy the stares and sighs you get around you

Tbh only one guy can see me right now

But fuck it, I should arrive in 20 minutes

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