Like, just bend and do it yourself

Haha kidding, ur fat so u can't

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Haha

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Fat people hate

Last night I managed to write about 600 words in an hour using OpenBSD’s ed while joining my wife for dinner with some of her friends. Of course, I asked first. Contrary to some people’s opinions, I’m not utterly devoid of social graces.

could you imagine being this sad

fun stuff

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did he do that during the dinner

I imagine so

>*slurps spaghetti with one hand*
>other writes sudo rm -rf

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Beej attained

Good shit

My body hates me after biking 40km around Amsterdam

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Happy Canada day losers

my body hates me either way

or is it my mind

the body is just there for the long ride

There's a skeleton inside trying to escape

spooky

💀

I've been in Amsterdam but I didn't see a Shrek biking around

is a big city

Do you live in Amsterdam?

No

But I've been there like, 30 minutes ago

Biking here is fun

@Matthew my lad

tfw been having dreams about that xiaomi bike

I'm on a bus, how do I piss in the bottle without anyone noticing?

you dont

Fug

the noise will give you away

Damn, if I had a tiny peener I could direct the stream to the wall

bottom form of average bottle would still make the splashing/running noise

quite obvious

There has to be a way