"beards are very 'male codified' in the current society, and I don't agree that beards are a male thing"

<:futhink:326408752754458634>

which was so widely loved that most mainstream webservers had to implement it

HTTP 418 - I'm a Teapot

i should get a daki

http 418 these days should answer "im a fridge" "im a toaster" "im a vibrator"

(tho for vibrators they have their own system for that tho :D )

"i sexually identify as an unfunny joke"

https://golang.org/src/net/http/status.go

go had to put this fucking aprils fools into their standard library

espressoly

fuck yeah

let's build an IoT teapot

on successful connection, code 418 is returned

pornspider pot

can we bake firewall into it to prevent users from burning their ip packets when pot is hot

poor packets

I remember Twitter tried to be funny, too, when they were a startup and unknown

their first API version returned ` HTTP 420 - Enhance Your Calm` when you made too many requests

also the Wattage it uses should be somewhere among 3500W

for "time effiency" purposes

wow rude

theres no RFC for 420

https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc420

>04 January 1973

for the code ofc

but ok

there is an RFC about how to write RFCs as an independent submission

https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc5742.txt

also https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc7322

https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc4677

I have a new life goal

getting my own RFC approved

you dont want to be part of that shitshow

I totally do

my name will be on the internet forever because of some standard nobody wants to implement

you should make it so bad that linus will mock you about it too

that would be a feat

tfw unintentionally going the porco route

trying to make it codemonkeying and running a porn site so i can move to asia