Message from @porco

Discord ID: 467406562965848095


2018-07-13 19:00:27 UTC  

espressoly

2018-07-13 19:00:41 UTC  

fuck yeah

2018-07-13 19:00:47 UTC  

let's build an IoT teapot

2018-07-13 19:00:55 UTC  

on successful connection, code 418 is returned

2018-07-13 19:01:03 UTC  

pornspider pot

2018-07-13 19:01:34 UTC  

can we bake firewall into it to prevent users from burning their ip packets when pot is hot

2018-07-13 19:01:42 UTC  

poor packets

2018-07-13 19:02:11 UTC  

I remember Twitter tried to be funny, too, when they were a startup and unknown

2018-07-13 19:02:31 UTC  

their first API version returned ` HTTP 420 - Enhance Your Calm` when you made too many requests

2018-07-13 19:02:37 UTC  

also the Wattage it uses should be somewhere among 3500W

2018-07-13 19:02:47 UTC  

for "time effiency" purposes

2018-07-13 19:03:02 UTC  

wow rude

2018-07-13 19:03:08 UTC  

theres no RFC for 420

2018-07-13 19:03:32 UTC  

>04 January 1973

2018-07-13 19:03:37 UTC  

for the code ofc

2018-07-13 19:03:40 UTC  

but ok

2018-07-13 19:04:46 UTC  

there is an RFC about how to write RFCs as an independent submission

2018-07-13 19:05:55 UTC  
2018-07-13 19:06:54 UTC  

I have a new life goal

2018-07-13 19:06:59 UTC  

getting my own RFC approved

2018-07-13 19:08:56 UTC  

you dont want to be part of that shitshow

2018-07-13 19:12:05 UTC  

I totally do

2018-07-13 19:12:24 UTC  

my name will be on the internet forever because of some standard nobody wants to implement

2018-07-13 19:13:14 UTC  

you should make it so bad that linus will mock you about it too

2018-07-13 19:13:19 UTC  

that would be a feat

2018-07-13 19:14:01 UTC  

tfw unintentionally going the porco route

2018-07-13 19:14:12 UTC  

trying to make it codemonkeying and running a porn site so i can move to asia

2018-07-13 19:14:27 UTC  

why don't you join the pornspider team?

2018-07-13 19:14:31 UTC  

instead of running your own?

2018-07-13 19:15:00 UTC  

I could absolutely need more people in development and I would treat you as a fully equal partner on the project with all rights and duties

2018-07-13 19:15:06 UTC  

i am nearly 20 so twink death soon

2018-07-13 19:15:11 UTC  

cant make OG for you anymore

2018-07-13 19:15:14 UTC  

😦

2018-07-13 19:15:23 UTC  

I meant as a dev, not as a model

2018-07-13 19:15:42 UTC  

idk, I'm a js monkey mostly

2018-07-13 19:15:53 UTC  

Only JS or also HTML and CSS?

2018-07-13 19:15:56 UTC  

still not really that experienced

2018-07-13 19:15:58 UTC  

also these