Had me laughing my ass off at every page

Jesus when he reappears from the cave literally *teleports behind somebody* and says "Looking for somebody"?

heh

there are actually references in some translations of the bible to Jesus being able to walk through walls and appear in several places at the same time

He was just the flash

Water to wine? He just replaced it.
Walking across water? Speed force in his feet.
Walking through walls? Readjusting his atoms.

how did he resurrect though?

speed force I ain't gotta explain shit

maybe he's also wolverine

actually no, wolverine would have never died on the cross

he would just sit there indefinitely

Maybe the flash just slowed down his body

but yeah, go replay morrowind 👍

one of the best games ever made

no

I run linux

no games

which distro?

deepin?

Yes

On a shitty windows 10 notebook I repurposed to be actually useful

```$ sudo add-apt-repository ppa:openmw/openmw
$ sudo apt-get update
$ sudo apt-get install openmw openmw-launcher```

morrowind runs perfectly on linux

oh neat

just point openmw at the game data

it's not even hacky and buggy

runs exactly like the real thing

you can run infinity engine games (Baldur's Gate, Icewind Dale) on Linux too but that is a little harder

how about mods

ITT: loonix babbis

>deepin is based on ubuntu

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/307/591/550

It was until 2015

so im just outdated on the info

>kym

kys

Linux faggots should all neck themselves

Muh flavor shitflinging fests

Surprise, theyre all shit for general usage

>30 command prompts and workarounds later, you can browse the web without tearing your hair out