😩 😩 😩 😩 😩

Now I can replay that game I enjoyed perfectly fine on an Xbox but smoother

morrowind's replay value is actually insane

once you realize the whole story was just michael kirkbride's gnostic autism spilling over into a fantasy universe where he can shit on the catholic church and the demiurge through the power of 3D prose

"wait a second, why does every mission in the main quest require me to read a ton of lore"

it all makes sense now

That's a hot take

tfw obsidian will never ever make a new fallout game

tfw Bethesda will never make a new Fallout game

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@Cad I can substantiate everything

he admitted on reddit to being a gnostic christian and the parallels are striking in the story

if you learn about gnostic mythology literally _everything_ has a counterpart in TES lore

That's one of my favorite things to do when shitposting on 4chan, take somebody's logic and substantiate it to the point of being hilarious

Like when people say memes are psyops and you play along and turn every meme into a psyop and get people legitimately scared of meme boogeymen

this isn't just an absurd train of thought for the lulz though, it was actually kirkbride's intention in every way

Gangweed for example, was made to make fun of gamergaters and prevent that from happening again by associating them with edgelords and shaming them for it, giving an easy call-out of "WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY" to shut down any political commentary from /v/ nerds

To 4chan it looks like 'Those fedora autists from Facebook meme groups' but to literally everybody else on the internet? It's those guys. Those mysoginist internet nerds.

and there are some parts where he got lazy with the name changes and made it obvious. like how the "Apographa" are the documents proving Nerevar's betrayal at the hands of the Tribunal, nothing like the Christian Apocrypha that prove Jesus was a gnostic and betrayed by the Catholic Church.

Lel

This reminds me of the Manga Messiah book I found at a local bookstore

Had me laughing my ass off at every page

Jesus when he reappears from the cave literally *teleports behind somebody* and says "Looking for somebody"?

heh

there are actually references in some translations of the bible to Jesus being able to walk through walls and appear in several places at the same time

He was just the flash

Water to wine? He just replaced it.
Walking across water? Speed force in his feet.
Walking through walls? Readjusting his atoms.

how did he resurrect though?

speed force I ain't gotta explain shit

maybe he's also wolverine

actually no, wolverine would have never died on the cross

he would just sit there indefinitely

Maybe the flash just slowed down his body

but yeah, go replay morrowind 👍

one of the best games ever made

no

I run linux

no games

which distro?

deepin?

Yes

On a shitty windows 10 notebook I repurposed to be actually useful