This is comedy gold

@sum @spaqin

That's not me

why comedy gold

Keeping cash in the phone case

^

underage

confirmed

Keeping things in the phone case is pretty useful though

Like a metro card

You always have your phone in hand anyways so you don't need to search for the card or pull it out of the wallet

Always keep some spare dosh in your phone case so you don't look like a jackass if you forget your wallet going somewhere or if you get mugged for your wallet or some shit. Especially euros that aren't allowed to defend themselves

"always keep cash in hand for 1 taxi trip home/hospital"

@Tervy > one trip to the hospital
Yeah no I'm not carrying $12,000 on me at all times

Crazy cunt

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> USA #1

:D

(on taxi that is not on ambulance you silly doofus)

Tfw ambulance is free but not in the country of freedom

always keep your money on your phone

you dont want the gypsy next street get your phone without spare cash

I'm still bummed I haven't gotten to see true bong outrage that Trump didn't kiss the Queen's wrinkled ass

I just have Android Pay

Xiaomeme NFClets lol

TFW no Android pay here

all banks that matter have apps that let you use your phone @Millwood

ABN does for sure anyways

But you need to pay them for that

no you dont

what

?????

Yeah, in ing you do

>banks that matter

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

you're dutch right?

@Millwood

No

what are you then <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

@Goz3rr should I switch from ing?

@Kimichiboi I'm a human<:downs:355737951918882846>

idk i've had abn accounts for the last 10+ years