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just wrote 10 page essay to amazon support

these niggas better give me a compensation <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Su🅱reme @Matthew Fight.

@kontroll what

I'm back babes

What's that?

A bird

In quite some cage

There are like 4-6 other birds in there

Whenever you walked near the cage that bird on 1st pic would fly near it

Then later on another copied him

Also you can see that amazing shit trail

Damn, I'm not able to word it to make it sound like I'm not a zoophile but watching those birbs made me want one

But then I saw the unholy cross of shit

Birds are nice to look at every now and then

But from what I heard they demand attention like crazy

But they're loud and they stink. Not worth it

It was kind of fun though when I had a discussion with a friend, kinda heated

And then the birb going apeshit

Get a bearded dragon

It can't fly but at least it isn't noisy and doesn't claw at you when it's mad

What about poop

I mean, if you're into that...

Not into that

I'd rather get a pet that can help me avoid that as much as possible

Get a plushie toy

Sounds reasonable

Avoid getting bunnies tbh

They shit everywhere

>bunnies

Only good thing bunnies are for is pate

Then again, most pets will learn where to shit if you educate them properly

The answer is get a goldfish

Unless I have to scoop her out of the bowl, and get new water

Or any fish, for that matter