I think some pickles do this like mango pickle

https://youtu.be/7Ja9vvxZ-o8

holy shit

🤢

actually i think she's just nervous cooking in front of the camera

was wondering why her voice was so weird

The curry sounds terrible but I have heard of magnolia berry having all five flavors. Not sure if its made into anything but tea, syrups and tinctures tho.

@timsandtoms to add to that, enterprises are buying AMD CPUs for servers for internet applications, mobile apps and more

due to their price performance as well as security being tight

so intel has no mobile marketshare, their home market is shit due to overpriced cpus, they're losing all their sales to AMD's ryzen for enterprises

they're selling to nobody

My supervisor gave me pretty much a free pass for overtime tomorrow. Do I milk it and make loadsa money, or work at my normal pace and still be able to enjoy my day off? <:googlethink:328536447219138561>

go to thailand and fuck traps

also hit the gym

dont take the lift, take the stairs

and leave the car at home

I get a free gym membership with my work, actually. I go for 45 minutes at a time like twice a week while I wait for the gf to finish her shift

It's not enough to actually do anything, but it beats sitting out in the lobby

maybe next time take a jog to her work?

We work at the same place.

see where shift actually is

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Why would I need to see where my girlfriend works? Who hurt you? Did you have an ex like...fabricate a job to cover her fucking Tyrese? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Unless you just mean I could take an interest in my gf's life and what she does for a living

But that shit is gay. As long as her half of the money ends up in the joint account, she can follow her dreams <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

isnt your gf a fat fuck too?

mm marrying for money

go to the gym for longer and make her jog there when she finishes her shift

The thinnest gf is the one that doesn't exist, eh lads?

im happy with my pillow gf

Me too. But mine has a pulse <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Yikes, that actually sounds really creepy if you dwell on it

maybe you wouldnt think of her that way if she wasnt fat

token gf smh

I don't though. Because here, she isn't fat. She's average. #healthyatanysize

#fatacceptance

I could tell you literally anything about my gf and you'd believe it, if only to make bantz. If I said I had 500 lb gf, you'd accept that

But I don't have 500 lb gf, because your mom isn't single

I'd at least believe them more than your weight loss stories

sighh

When do I tell stories about LOSING weight