Message from @JHWH

Discord ID: 475304499087540245


2018-08-04 13:09:49 UTC  

@porco you should have made "now with chat"

2018-08-04 13:28:12 UTC  

"Find a masturbation partner - never fap alone again"

2018-08-04 13:28:23 UTC  

"pornspider wants to access your webcam"

2018-08-04 13:28:34 UTC  

<:MonkaS:357522906861010946>

2018-08-04 13:28:41 UTC  

Should I implement this?

2018-08-04 13:30:19 UTC  

Nah already there

2018-08-04 13:59:24 UTC  

@porco what porn sites is your girlfriend using then?

2018-08-04 13:59:36 UTC  

or lets say, before pornspider was a thing

2018-08-04 14:04:39 UTC  

she's a girl, girls don't watch porn

2018-08-04 14:04:45 UTC  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2018-08-04 14:06:02 UTC  

oh you made it sound like she watches porn regularly

2018-08-04 14:06:23 UTC  

i would be interested to know what kind of porn asian girls watch

2018-08-04 14:06:31 UTC  

asking for a friend of course

2018-08-04 14:07:21 UTC  

Asian porn with handholding

2018-08-04 14:07:24 UTC  

What else

2018-08-04 14:07:58 UTC  

I caught my girlfriend's sister watching some love-making scenes from a Korean drama on a shady Chinese website once and when I opened the door she nervously shut the laptop lid, looked at me and said "what are you doing here?"

2018-08-04 14:08:03 UTC  

but that's a sample dataset of 1

2018-08-04 14:08:09 UTC  

it's hardly representative

2018-08-04 14:08:48 UTC  

Tfw gf doesn't have a sister

2018-08-04 14:08:52 UTC  

😔

2018-08-04 14:10:23 UTC  

w-what were you doing there 😖

2018-08-04 14:17:43 UTC  

Looks we got a tinfoil pajeet in thread

2018-08-04 14:17:49 UTC  

Interesting breed

2018-08-04 14:21:21 UTC  

girls dont poop either

2018-08-04 14:21:23 UTC  

:3

2018-08-04 14:21:31 UTC  

😂 👌

2018-08-04 14:21:33 UTC  

unless they are ugly

2018-08-04 14:26:16 UTC  

Gamer girl pee 💦 😩

2018-08-04 14:26:29 UTC  

huohhh

2018-08-04 14:26:31 UTC  

veronica huohhh

2018-08-04 14:26:50 UTC  

🃏

2018-08-04 14:27:33 UTC  

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2018-08-04 14:27:56 UTC  

Morning matth

2018-08-04 14:28:20 UTC  

Keep it down with the white cream in your cereals today

2018-08-04 14:28:40 UTC  

I normally don't eat breakfast

2018-08-04 14:29:10 UTC  

I'm all about lunch, baby

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2018-08-04 14:29:39 UTC  

Aw jizz

2018-08-04 14:37:40 UTC  

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2018-08-04 14:37:46 UTC  

ratto

2018-08-04 14:38:34 UTC  

Rat is short for Ratthew

2018-08-04 14:39:00 UTC  

fatso ratso matso