if you have to buy hookers and the like, youre not exactly a slayer

@porco when you saw the dick you would have bailed if you were straight

>implying paying for sex isn't patrician

Poor John

that's not so easy

*sad!*

when you're already full horny, you don't just say no

i didnt do it on thailand out of principle

Daily reminder that John is still virginal

tfw too traditional

and a prude!

virganal

Virginian

i just busted it out in the bathroom

tbh

lewd

@transience did you watch the tranny pic while?

had to share a room with 4 guys so had no choice tbh

did s(he) moan like a boi

Yes using pornspider™

If I knew they were clean, and I knew nobody would find out, I would rail some trap boipucci till I blacked out from exhaustion <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

@Joldberg no she was quite silent

>1 push
>heart attack

It'd be a pull since it'd be trying to escape

Kinda reminds me to the conversation earlier, since no way how fat a male can be, chances are his cup size will never be bigger than A

@transience you could have just not jerked off

Unless it's a futa

but horny

😖

What did you think about? Traps?

most were pretty old tbh

If so did you think about sucking their dicks or paid more attention towards their feminine side

like, they looked old enough to b my mum

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ur mum looks like a trap?

gross

Though now I wonder how would 40-50 year old trap be like

He clearly doesn't understand how it works

I think John might have never actually experienced sexual arousal