Are you serious right now?

Do you think you want to see them make out

Fuck YOU!

Fuck you leatherman

Why would he be working out in leather gear anyway?

I meant them having sex

The whole premise is terrible

Not deadlifting

No, motherfucker, don't change the subject

No it would not be gay because it involves a man and a woman.

John are you drunk

I think you are drunk

Clearly this is controversial

It would be heterosexual only in the most technical way.

But it's gay as fuck.

It is distasteful and disgusting but it is not gay

It is so fucking gay.

I don't remember where it was exactly, but somewhere I read a statement about being gay

How is sex between a man and a woman gay

If you're brushing up against someone's stubble and adams apple during sex, It's fucking gay.

If you see another dick and not pop a boner, congrats you're not gay

If you see two buff males french kissing and not feel the urge to masturbate

You're not gay

But if you see a dick but its attached to somone who looks kind of sort of like a cute girl thats 100% straight.

Right

Is liking futanari gay

It isn't gay unless your dad finds out.

Next, ignoring the fact that lesbians are 100% homosexual, is masturbating to two females having sex using a strap-on gay

Futanaris don't exist, you idiot.

Poor John

Thats like asking if fucking a univorn is bestiality

You wot

*sad!*

What about shemales

What about a dude with two penises

What about a man who's had his dick and balls chopped off, but not replaced with anything else?

Hermaphroditism is a tiny tiny fucking percebtage of people

Would cornholing that person be gay?

There's no dick.

I remember reading about a dude chopping his dick with an axe since a girl rejected him

Why obsess over that