How is sex between a man and a woman gay

If you're brushing up against someone's stubble and adams apple during sex, It's fucking gay.

If you see another dick and not pop a boner, congrats you're not gay

If you see two buff males french kissing and not feel the urge to masturbate

You're not gay

But if you see a dick but its attached to somone who looks kind of sort of like a cute girl thats 100% straight.

Right

Is liking futanari gay

It isn't gay unless your dad finds out.

Next, ignoring the fact that lesbians are 100% homosexual, is masturbating to two females having sex using a strap-on gay

Futanaris don't exist, you idiot.

Poor John

Thats like asking if fucking a univorn is bestiality

You wot

*sad!*

What about shemales

What about a dude with two penises

What about a man who's had his dick and balls chopped off, but not replaced with anything else?

Hermaphroditism is a tiny tiny fucking percebtage of people

Would cornholing that person be gay?

There's no dick.

I remember reading about a dude chopping his dick with an axe since a girl rejected him

Why obsess over that

That was way before this whole trans-movement

@Matthew its gay because he started life as a man.

Nigga you're the one coming in here all mad about you being wrong about what's gay and what's not

you started this

How am I wrong

Also John, futanari ==== shemale ==== herma

By virtue of speaking falsehoods, you are wrong.

And then you contradicted yourself
>`Futanaris don't exist, you idiot.`
>`Hermaphroditism is a tiny tiny fucking percebtage of people`

You can argue the morality of being gay but its gay

@sum I know what futa means to you, big cock busty women

Which dont exist you fucking weeb

No just females with penis

Although you got me, I like busty women

Actually, Futas traditionally have enormous cocks

like, freakishly big

Imagine negro futa

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Futa is also restricted to Anime girls