I don't know if you're memeing but I am actually being very honest about this adventure

I need to know

I feld disgusted in kissing her in general

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I guess that's where it ends for me on traps

I mean if a girl sucked me off then any time I'd kiss her mouth I'd feel disgusted since PTSD of dick

when I thought she was a girl, kissing was totally fine. But once I saw she has a dick, kissing was off the table

Dirty Polish Sausage would give anyone PTSD

Would you suck your own dick

I would not

Especially since it's confirmed that you're fearful of soap

I would, can, and do

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I'd be suprised but after a life of eating shit you'd probably already built a resistance to it

I don't poop out of my dick

No but urine comes outta there

And?

And now that I think about it, porco swallowed some urine with that cum

What kind of leaky dick do you have where your pipes aren't completely clear after urination?

I mean, you know that piss stays in your bladder until you pee, right? You're not just filling your dick with piss over the course of the day?

No fluid remains in pipes, but you can't change the fact that urine touched said pipe

I have been peeing wrong

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Do you realize the amount of shit, piss, and semen residue on everything you touch on a daily basis?

Germaphobes are fucking retarded

Piss is stored in the balls

Ooh shit

Unless I'd be horny enough to not think about that

Then nope

You're going to leave a woman very underwhelmed someday

If I can find one that is

Protip: Women generally don't like it when you act like their parts are infected with the plague

When I can avoid interacting with dirty stuff then I will take the chance to avoid it

^

I shower before and after sex

But inbetween, I'm IN THERE. I ain't afraid of nothing

because my gf does the same

huuuuuh, there's an entire subset of people having entirely unfulfilling and boring sex because they're afraid of germs, huuuuuuuh

>girl wants to have sex
>"First wash in this"
>give her the D
>Disinfectant

matt is right

I'd be more keen on going down after bath