no'

porc <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

>my own no

Jesus christ.

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Come on matt

tfw this party is too crazy for me

Dont be a germaphobe

https://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Gtgirls+face+when+she+sees+my+pepewojak+picture+collection+_561754412a21ab028a4b036c7a0af2c9.jpg

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The only things I'm 100% not cool with in a sexual context is Shit, Piss, Vomit, and blood. Everything else is free game

I understand poo and vomit but blood and urine is pretty clean as long as it doesn't sit too long

I mean, sure, but I wouldn't want them to be the FOCUS of a sexual act

Spit is kind of important to a lot of sexual acts, but I wouldn't want to be spit on

Vanilla matt

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what do you think lads

does she pass?

I'm bored

That's what I think

Were talking about drinking piss and getting spit on and here you go making things gay

@Matthew haven't you ever been bored

I've been bored out by the BBC

Meanwhile I could never get to BBC nor interracial (black male=>white female) porn

What? I mean I don't like British television

Same

Interracial is alright if it's the female

>not just watching shit kdramas

Anyone who likes Monty Python is a faggot and should die immediately

tfw no Amazon nigress to share the bed with

NON NEGOTIABLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaRGjKwPgic

THE CHAD CHANNEL

<:boomer:480046032546168863> *aaaaaaaah*

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It's lunch time

I'm living frugally, so I'm gonna eat a family sized can of Chef Boyardee ravioli

@porco Please forgive me for appropriating your people's cuisine <:mthink:451087817829777429>

@Kimichiboi >making fun of others to feel better

fkn pathetic kys