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eat
Even jap spiders look like anime
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Droidychan returns to us
@Matthew I fell asleep while texting a girl and woke up before my alarm went off with my phone next to me
15%
Did you get nudes tho
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Average Aussie bust size is double D
Nah she's flatttt but no I didn't get nudes
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Just fuck my shit up fam
Remember. Going after flatties makes you a lolicon
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Or something
I'm fucking tired
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today was a shit
saw the bus was cancelled on my app so I went to the other stop
and while walking there the "cancelled" bus went straight past me
>chinked by a bus driver
What in the actual hell.
Whitey with his jabanese waifu and two kids on the train right next to me.
He's speaking jabanese.
I don't know why I'm reacting this way.
Walk up to him and say `yamete kudastop`
How do I say "allahu akbar" in jab?
domo arigato mr roboto
👍
@Droidbot lmao just buy a car
Fuck I have no idea how to make my username on github to refference my real name instead of leading towards the dark internet persona
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>relying on public transit
if I do I can't park it at school
Meek look, shitty facial hair. It's the embodiment of beta.
Busses and trains are more expensive than the fuel for yur car here
it's free here
