A 40+ year old janitor came up to me today at work and offhandedly mentioned that he'd been "practicing his fortnite dance"

```This really isn't my most fond recent memory, but around a year ago, I started trying to act like Kotori from Love Live because I thought it'd make me more likable to others and myself: I tried putting on a sickeningly sweet voice and doing cutesy poses, which obviously didn't go down well. If there's anything to take away from my ramblings, don't try and be anyone but yourself - especially an anime character.

```

He seemed disappointed when I didn't react

Poor babyface matt

He wanted to connect with you

>work almost exclusively with vets
>highest suicide rate of any Democraphic in the USA
>"hurr tell him to kill himself!!"

<:angery:423058200661590017>

Wholesome matth

Yes

No bully <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Vets have a suicide rate double that of civilians

https://youtu.be/YPFo9EvUUvA

boomer meme has got too big. I saw grafiti of it today

And it isn't like LGBT suicide, these people actually contributed to their society

🃏

That second guy is 10/10

@NiceBear >reddit likes forced memes and proclaiming it to the masses
What a shock

🤢

https://i.redd.it/g2b4q06tfig11.png

Why are you asking me?

Did you not get enough attention the first time?

Are you lonely?

Are you okay?

Yeah. That's it, I'm sure

Yeah. That's it, I'm sure

should i go to sleep

im tired

ill go back to looking at office chairs i cant afford

Even the most stupid creatures on earth are able to figure out that, if they're tired, they should sleep

Congrats on joining their ranks

thank you

Because thats inconspicuous

There goes John, getting mad at traps with 0 prompting, yet again

Its late night shitposting hours you sad sop.

But why the recurring theme of traps and how gay they are? <:googlethink:328536447219138561>

Isn't it bigoted that EA is trying to attract female gamers by selling cosmetics in BF:V? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

wtf thats not ok

Goddamn I love shooting mosquitos out of the air with window cleaner.