Message from @Sdeck37

Discord ID: 489836214162292745


2018-09-13 16:19:44 UTC  

>steal 50000$ car >Use it to earn that sweet uber money >Feed your adopted middle eastern children

2018-09-13 16:19:50 UTC  

find some flaw in this masterplan

2018-09-13 16:20:11 UTC  

Nobody would stop an Uber driver to check his documents

2018-09-13 16:20:25 UTC  

He's working too hard anyway

2018-09-13 16:20:54 UTC  

I kinda want to, just cuz I enjoy driving

2018-09-13 16:26:07 UTC  

>steal
>go to hell
No, thanks

2018-09-13 16:26:57 UTC  

tbh if I had a car, I would probably driver uber occasionally, like 1-2 times per month, just to meet new people

2018-09-13 16:27:03 UTC  

Of course, uber saying they aren't an employer or a taxi service falls to pieces once you see all the restrictions and rules their drivers have to follow

2018-09-13 16:27:24 UTC  

>driving

2018-09-13 16:28:20 UTC  

I'd do it if I didn't live in Little Somalia. Would probably take me less than 2 months to get robbed

2018-09-13 16:29:26 UTC  

Porco, what people tbh? I don't want random city fucks (muds) in my car and rural side no one needs an uber.

2018-09-13 16:29:42 UTC  

Well the driver needs to accept the ride

2018-09-13 16:29:55 UTC  

I wouldn't accept any middle east sounding name

2018-09-13 16:31:13 UTC  

They do? I thought if the app says yes, you're fucked with a moron?

2018-09-13 16:31:23 UTC  

Ur mum accepted a ride from me

2018-09-13 16:31:43 UTC  

The driver can accept / decline a passanger but the passenger can't decline a driver

2018-09-13 16:31:56 UTC  

Also you usually get matched with drivers that have a similar rating to you iirc

2018-09-13 16:32:02 UTC  

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2018-09-13 16:32:17 UTC  

Does it rate by race?

2018-09-13 16:32:24 UTC  

I think I heard that if you decline too many rides the app stops serving you as many hits.

2018-09-13 16:34:14 UTC  

Well it's a side job anyway

2018-09-13 16:37:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/489836984504680460/UTB8fcsZiHPJXKJkSafSq6yqUXXaG.png

2018-09-13 16:39:27 UTC  

My gf got one in Taiwan with a rabbit

2018-09-13 16:40:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/489837666066628628/IMG_20180913_183948_HHT.jpg

2018-09-13 16:40:15 UTC  

so damn cute

2018-09-13 16:40:15 UTC  

it's funny how apple cables are so shit that you need these things

2018-09-13 16:40:18 UTC  

10 NT$ (0.30 $)

2018-09-13 16:40:19 UTC  

sharks

2018-09-13 16:41:34 UTC  

I like how the rabbit has a cable in its butt

2018-09-13 16:43:13 UTC  

Their rating system is completely Fucked, tho. Anything lower than a 4 out of 5 gets you booted, and since they can rate YOU too now, there's an unspoken rule that you rate 5 unless you want to be downrated too, which will make drivers pass you over and increase your wait times significantly

2018-09-13 16:44:05 UTC  

But the drivers don't know which passenger rated them

2018-09-13 16:45:48 UTC  

Also I took 32 rides and I have 5 stars so even if some of the drivers downrate me, I wouldn't fall that fast, right?

2018-09-13 16:47:11 UTC  

Probably not an issue unless you're an absolute chimp anyway.

2018-09-13 17:06:25 UTC  

Achtung!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/489844311903698947/IMG_20180913_190556.jpg

2018-09-13 17:07:02 UTC  

My gf got downrated once for "not being talkative, very awkward ride!"

2018-09-13 17:07:12 UTC  

Eating fancy tonight

2018-09-13 17:07:26 UTC  

Just drive the car, faggot, this isn't a speed date

2018-09-13 17:07:26 UTC  

Gotta splurge once in a while

2018-09-13 17:08:36 UTC  

Can I choose not to have muds drive me on Uber?

2018-09-13 17:09:15 UTC  

@Matthew you don't see the reason, unless multiple drivers downrate you for the same reason