Message from @Matthew

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2018-09-13 17:30:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/489850430369824779/IMG_20180913_193034_HHT.jpg

2018-09-13 17:30:50 UTC  

*sip*

2018-09-13 17:30:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/489850477610139668/1516275449369.jpg

2018-09-13 17:30:55 UTC  

Now that's a whiskey

2018-09-13 17:31:01 UTC  

Isn't it "Need a Light"?

2018-09-13 17:31:14 UTC  

^LET'S BURN

2018-09-13 17:31:26 UTC  

lol it looks like yellow piss wine

2018-09-13 17:31:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/489850681176358913/w4908839p7_1.png

2018-09-13 17:31:55 UTC  

@porco naaakvl? Is it finish or something??

2018-09-13 17:32:08 UTC  

Nah

2018-09-13 17:32:14 UTC  

It's "Kvlaaan"

2018-09-13 17:32:28 UTC  

Which obviously translates to "Clan"

2018-09-13 17:32:31 UTC  

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2018-09-13 17:32:52 UTC  

it's Taiwanese Whisky

2018-09-13 17:32:57 UTC  

it's actually pretty good

2018-09-13 17:34:07 UTC  

I had Czech plum alcohol once

2018-09-13 17:34:16 UTC  

πŸ€•

2018-09-13 17:40:07 UTC  

Absinth 😩 πŸ‘Œ

2018-09-13 17:44:09 UTC  

Mfw I have to do all the vending machines outside today, and I've already walked 6 km

2018-09-13 17:44:42 UTC  

Mfw I've been keeping my deposit slips for the money in the machines in my back pocket, so now my boss gets to handle paper soaked in my ass sweat

2018-09-13 17:44:55 UTC  

Who else here D E V I L I S H

2018-09-13 17:46:49 UTC  

if only it were "kavallan"

2018-09-13 17:47:45 UTC  

roughly "i defraud/embezzle"

2018-09-13 18:00:19 UTC  

i found a vending machine that lets me turn notes to change. its even between some of my routes

2018-09-13 18:00:25 UTC  

pretty handy

2018-09-13 18:01:45 UTC  

hate shops that dont accept notes for small purchases

2018-09-13 18:04:07 UTC  

Just use card

2018-09-13 18:05:44 UTC  

notes in 2018

2018-09-13 18:06:29 UTC  

Just keep a goat on you and milk a glass to pay for stuff

2018-09-13 18:07:58 UTC  

@NiceBear fuck you, don't do that

2018-09-13 18:14:57 UTC  

Because that creates extra work for the vending monkey

2018-09-13 18:20:04 UTC  

well the monkey has to earn his money

2018-09-13 18:21:33 UTC  

he needs to earn his money and I need change for mine

2018-09-13 18:21:52 UTC  

Sure, but that's like saying you should deliberately shit on the floor because janitors need to earn their pay

2018-09-13 18:25:45 UTC  

probably dirtier too. who knows where those coins have been

2018-09-13 18:26:02 UTC  

still doing it though <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2018-09-13 18:55:01 UTC  

What do you even do @Matthew

2018-09-13 18:56:02 UTC  

@moshi fuck ur mum