Mfw I've been keeping my deposit slips for the money in the machines in my back pocket, so now my boss gets to handle paper soaked in my ass sweat

Who else here D E V I L I S H

if only it were "kavallan"

roughly "i defraud/embezzle"

i found a vending machine that lets me turn notes to change. its even between some of my routes

pretty handy

hate shops that dont accept notes for small purchases

Just use card

notes in 2018

Just keep a goat on you and milk a glass to pay for stuff

@NiceBear fuck you, don't do that

why not

Because that creates extra work for the vending monkey

well the monkey has to earn his money

he needs to earn his money and I need change for mine

Sure, but that's like saying you should deliberately shit on the floor because janitors need to earn their pay

probably dirtier too. who knows where those coins have been

still doing it though <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNSoN2Ueh_M

What do you even do @Matthew

@moshi fuck ur mum

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I work in a cafeteria in a government hospital. I'm very overpaid for the work I do and the benefits are amazingu. Feels pretty good

Thats it, I'm calling the cops

I am the law

👮

This town ain't big nuff fer 2 sherrifs

*shoots @Matthew between the eyes*

🤠

That's it?

Sigh

They don't make westerns like they used to

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Good boye

Big woofe

Yeah, he's a big guy

by the time u draw ur gun matt has already empited his mag

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