@Millwood I'll take you

only for 100 000 RMB

@SenPyro no, for porcos gf

You need to know chink to be able to get chink hookers usually

Oh

Well we seem to have a lot of misunderstandings going on

chinkland is so fked they have underage hookers going about cuz communism

does china even have an age of consent?

Does China even have consent?

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china is changing from forcing relationships from parents

Yeah

Because all 1.5 billion chinese people will change instantly

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chinkland doesnt change becasue of one child policy very few women

They will

If their politicians do

steal women from other asian countries as slaves

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tfw no North Korea gf

Imagine having a North Korean girlfriend

too racist, south korea that is

you can get one if you get full chink tier and get to work through a joint project with NK

0.0000000000000000000000001 % likely

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life is good

>Implying

Unironically just buy one

sure but just get one of those korean transfers localy

they want that western dick like dog wants a bone

Dog wants a bone and woman wants a boner

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♿

Mainboard after 8 years, brown

Mainboard when it was new, black

Just rub some car wax on it to spiffy it back up

Shigeru Miyamoto himself has said, "Indeed, Princess Bowser is canonical within the Mario universe. 'She' is the one who gave birth to the Koopalings, and also, she has a 10 inch futa cock."
When asked if Mario was the Koopaling father, he said, "Hell yes, and it was hot as fuck."

So princess peach is a trap?

Yes

+5 comfy points on that scythe cooler

No one that blatantly feminine can be anything but a man in drag