Cut it in half, smush it down, and take small bites

What a faggot.

What you do is turn it sideways and take bites from every part in between chugs of beer

Not everything needs to involve drinking, John

Why do you do this to yourself

Why else would you eat that slop?

Memes

Is that cheese curds on it

Yes

And chicken fried bacon

I get it

I see the

Appeal

Its sides piled on a burger, just have them separately.

He's new, John. He doesn't know how you hate fun.

Its funny you type this as I just found out my sister got a new dog less than half a year of her old one dying and I called her a dumb cunt for doing so.

How silly of people, to move on after a proper period of mourning.

Clearly they should be sad and bitter forever after the death of something with 1/10th their lifespan.

Poor John.

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Can't reconcile his feelings, so he begrudges others for having that ability!

*Sad!*

This mutt is like 6 years old already, its going to die pretty fast

Just like you

How very deep. You shpuld write a book

Stay mad, Johnny boy. I'm sure she'll be happy enough for the both of you.

@johnfrum buy some molly you need a different perspective on life

I did enjoy her lengthy blog posts about how much she missed her dog but this is probably going to end about as poorly.

Next time I visit her I'll take a pic of the shrine she made of her old dog.

She's nuts

Neurotic John can't feel feelings! *Sad!*

@Cole yes, let me addle my brain in order to force emotions.

*omg why do people feel things*

- John

Jk I agree with John

You are all a bunch of fags for being overly attached to a dog

Sure, it's a doh

dog*

honestly just don't alcohol once and do molly instead John

But it lived its life