Have I ever told you guys about the White Trash Burger?

Ah, I have

Every day we stray further from God's light

what the fuck

I understand the American need to shoot people now

Its a meme burger.

For meme burgees

Don't defend it, John. It's a travesty.

how do you even begin to eat this

What asians do to pizza is a travesty but I let bygine be bygones

do y'all need to dislocate your jaw first

The trick is to be really drunk

Cut it in half, smush it down, and take small bites

What a faggot.

What you do is turn it sideways and take bites from every part in between chugs of beer

Not everything needs to involve drinking, John

Why do you do this to yourself

Why else would you eat that slop?

Memes

Is that cheese curds on it

Yes

And chicken fried bacon

I get it

I see the

Appeal

Its sides piled on a burger, just have them separately.

He's new, John. He doesn't know how you hate fun.

Its funny you type this as I just found out my sister got a new dog less than half a year of her old one dying and I called her a dumb cunt for doing so.

How silly of people, to move on after a proper period of mourning.

Clearly they should be sad and bitter forever after the death of something with 1/10th their lifespan.

Poor John.

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Can't reconcile his feelings, so he begrudges others for having that ability!

*Sad!*

This mutt is like 6 years old already, its going to die pretty fast

Just like you

How very deep. You shpuld write a book

Stay mad, Johnny boy. I'm sure she'll be happy enough for the both of you.

@johnfrum buy some molly you need a different perspective on life