Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 508348618965778433
For meme burgees
Don't defend it, John. It's a travesty.
how do you even begin to eat this
What asians do to pizza is a travesty but I let bygine be bygones
do y'all need to dislocate your jaw first
The trick is to be really drunk
Cut it in half, smush it down, and take small bites
What a faggot.
What you do is turn it sideways and take bites from every part in between chugs of beer
Not everything needs to involve drinking, John
Why do you do this to yourself
Why else would you eat that slop?
Memes
Is that cheese curds on it
Yes
And chicken fried bacon
I get it
I see the
Appeal
Its sides piled on a burger, just have them separately.
Its funny you type this as I just found out my sister got a new dog less than half a year of her old one dying and I called her a dumb cunt for doing so.
How silly of people, to move on after a proper period of mourning.
Clearly they should be sad and bitter forever after the death of something with 1/10th their lifespan.
Poor John.
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Can't reconcile his feelings, so he begrudges others for having that ability!
*Sad!*
This mutt is like 6 years old already, its going to die pretty fast
Just like you
How very deep. You shpuld write a book
Stay mad, Johnny boy. I'm sure she'll be happy enough for the both of you.
I did enjoy her lengthy blog posts about how much she missed her dog but this is probably going to end about as poorly.
Next time I visit her I'll take a pic of the shrine she made of her old dog.
She's nuts
Neurotic John can't feel feelings! *Sad!*
*omg why do people feel things*
- John