!joke

What do you call an old snowman? Water.

!joke

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

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ayy lmao

is this the most useless bot function?

Mostly since it doesn't fuckin work

No, sudoku is

it actually works

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how fat is matthew?

3

the bot can now be programmed on the fly

@Matthew

Tfw you're so morally and intellectually superior that all people can criticise is your weight

Feels fucking supreme

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

give the rom for that pokemon game. Site only has an ips patch, cant use it on mobile

Morals and intellect rest upon a healthy body. Please finish step 1 for further insults.

Dear you have been called out for every single traith but you still deny being fat

@NiceBear also MyBoy! Has an IPS patch option. I sent you the Rom, but you're just too retarded to have done it for yourself

Hopefully your baby's head is big enough to house enough brains for the both of you

Guess ill download myboy to patch it then play in retroarch

Myboy is best gba emulator, but do your thing fren

>2018
>GBA games
boomers

@porco did u buy plane tickets to helsinki meetup??

just had an interview

i mean it was a "mock" interview but still

the tech guy asked me

"what do you like about Java?"

>not using myboy

:^)

i had no fucking idea what i liked about java there

so i started telling him what i like about python

he got a little confused there

the best part about Java are the Asian Water Monitors

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_water_monitor

i should've remembered one of your java jokes

and just say it, no beating around the bush

!joke