>no response to RFC

I had to read it 4 times

Before I realized its not RFC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1roy4o4tqQM

LFMAO

@porco is chink gf still mad at you?

All good

I threatened to RMA her ass and she calmed down

😡

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@porco what was she mad from

a shitty joke

they were in a taxi together

taxi driver asked him where his gf was from

he said ali

@Tervy

hahahaha

thats good joke tho

only quality products

leave 5 star ratiiing

I was about to post that

nah i bet mister @porco can cool down the chink

Hol' up. Is that Pocket Monkey movie for real?

if not throw her in sauna

Yes I had to cool her down but when she confronted me in the hotel I just made it worse @Tervy

>her: that was so rude
>me: your fault, you stopped me before I could tell him that I even took priority shipping

why can't women handle the bantz

kek

oh you

time for the good old apologize,bribe,peg

>peg

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yes you saw her leg off

and make pegleg there so she cant run away

Oh thank goodness

anal is ok

i bet porco does the other kind of begging already so ~

what i am to guide master of art

Femdom is gross

its not femdom if its made lovingly without safe-word

One of the very few things I legitimately can't get into