Most likely

thanks 8ball

!8ball will we ever get cat girls for domestic ownership in my lifetime?

It is certain

!8ball will my german gf be taller than me

Without a doubt

yes

I have been given hope for the future

!8ball would you consider my penis to be small?

Outlook good

!8ball when will I get a gf

My reply is no

never

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Bot thought he was asking it out lol

!8ball will I get a promotion at this office

Without a doubt

Oh shit

I'm gonna be rich

Rich in cancer

Not at all

I have Alex Jones waterfilters

Make sure to use them properly or the frogs will turn gay

kek

!bot {add function}
// begin function
Bot.on('message', function(user, userID, channelID, message, evt) {
if(message.startsWith("!8ballyes")) {
var options = [
"It is certain",
"It is decidedly so",
"Without a doubt",
"Yes – definitely",
"You may rely on it",
"As I see it, yes",
"Most likely",
"Outlook good",
"Yes",
"Signs point to yes"];

var randomNumber = Math.random();
var randomAnswer = Math.floor(randomNumber * options.length);
var answer = options[randomAnswer];

console.log("8ball answer: ", answer);
Bot.sendMessage({
to: channelID,
message: answer
});
}
}
// end function

!8ballyes test

Signs point to yes

if you don't want to risk, just use that one

!8ball will my german gf be dom

Outlook good

based bot

!8ball im cool right

Without a doubt

i knew it

!8ballyes

Outlook not so good

????

wtf

oh yes

!8ball does the bot still hate me specifically

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