It's like you're not even trying

@Tervy fix your grammar in the <#504237730310389760> post. It's triggering me 😡

I could understand if you were one of the illiterates that prowl here, but you're not, so act like it, BITCH

!joke

What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I dont care if she has one.

Death grips is ass

!8ball test

Outlook not so good

8ball works again

!8ball

It is certain

Nice

!8ball will I one day marry my chinese cartoon waifu

Outlook not so good

!8ball will @Mirurin (真的華人時刻) ever find a german gf?

Most likely

thanks 8ball

!8ball will we ever get cat girls for domestic ownership in my lifetime?

It is certain

!8ball will my german gf be taller than me

Without a doubt

yes

I have been given hope for the future

!8ball would you consider my penis to be small?

Outlook good

!8ball when will I get a gf

My reply is no

never

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

Bot thought he was asking it out lol

!8ball will I get a promotion at this office

Without a doubt

Oh shit

I'm gonna be rich

Rich in cancer

Not at all

I have Alex Jones waterfilters

Make sure to use them properly or the frogs will turn gay

kek

!bot {add function}
// begin function
Bot.on('message', function(user, userID, channelID, message, evt) {
if(message.startsWith("!8ballyes")) {
var options = [
"It is certain",
"It is decidedly so",
"Without a doubt",
"Yes – definitely",
"You may rely on it",
"As I see it, yes",
"Most likely",
"Outlook good",
"Yes",
"Signs point to yes"];

var randomNumber = Math.random();
var randomAnswer = Math.floor(randomNumber * options.length);
var answer = options[randomAnswer];

console.log("8ball answer: ", answer);
Bot.sendMessage({
to: channelID,
message: answer
});
}
}
// end function

!8ballyes test