and sardines

if I have to eat something that tastes like pussy I prefer it to be a pussy

Pineapple

>he's only had fishy pussy

*Sad!*

eastern europe life, mate

raise your standards, mate

i like eating fish heads while with company to make them uncomfortable

have you ever smelled used panties and were instantly reminded of a big mac?


then, when in mcdonalds with the same girl a few days later, you got hard while seeing the big mac menu?

Ok bear you're taking the Bear LARPing too serious now

people see it as gross for no reason

goes down all the same

so it's just me with the big mac?

shiet.

I feel like that's a copypasta

was gonna say

tbh ive never had a mcdonalds

had a milkshake from there once if that counts

i remember it being disgusting and way too thick

@Matthew it's not

I would know

you certainly aren't the first person to type those words

>nicebear reeks of sardines and protein farts all the time

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Literally a bear

protein farts can sometimes be an issue

>every word you ever use has been written by someone else before you

Stay away from my trashcans and blueberries

Wait. He said he can't work out right now

because he's a bear!

And it's winter!

I GET IT NOW

do bears like blueberries

Very much so

bears like food

do blueberries grow in clusters like grapes

yes

No

no

huh

If you find a blueberry patch enjoy but be aware and keep a look out for bear shits