I feel like that's a copypasta

was gonna say

tbh ive never had a mcdonalds

had a milkshake from there once if that counts

i remember it being disgusting and way too thick

@Matthew it's not

I would know

you certainly aren't the first person to type those words

>nicebear reeks of sardines and protein farts all the time

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Literally a bear

protein farts can sometimes be an issue

>every word you ever use has been written by someone else before you

Stay away from my trashcans and blueberries

Wait. He said he can't work out right now

because he's a bear!

And it's winter!

I GET IT NOW

do bears like blueberries

Very much so

bears like food

do blueberries grow in clusters like grapes

yes

No

no

huh

If you find a blueberry patch enjoy but be aware and keep a look out for bear shits

Johnny's Outdoor Tipz

im imagining a bear trying to pick blueberries

They just bite the branch you dumb cunt

^

https://youtu.be/YZ5SfKY0gu0

john played red dead redemption

John doesn't vidya

>look out for bear shit

well its the natural thing to do when u are at no mans land

Yes? The foilage is probably too dense in areas of blue berry patch to determine if it was bear or deer for most folks but a big pile of decidedly not deer shit is pretty obvious.

big pile = scary

Do bears shit in the woods?

how can you tell bear shit from moose shit?

both big animals