His default is for windows to spawn as floating, and then his scripts take over and place them in pre-determined positions. Tiled. <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/female-digital-assistants-alexa-siri-remain-popular-silicon-valley-it-ncna973296

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orange man bad

Tfw the government vehicle I was assigned today is under 12 inches of snow

Why g*d why

I'd image some folks being in turmoil there

Think of all the white around them

Snow is racist

Feral turkeys camping my door <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

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There's an PDF attatched to it

>government vehicle
>moms van

🤔

@Matthew where's the black chevy suburban

Fucking ratbirds

Man. How can anyone make nice, clean bricks look so dingy?

@Matthew stop complaining, there's your menu for the day

but really where's the government suv

>implying an american knows how to drive on snow well enough to not catch on fire, let alone hit a bird

@Matthew nice blog, where can I subscribe to it

right here son

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Also, remember, this is the same guy that makes a big deal of my occasional live blog. <:alithink:327930371796893698>

exposed

breaking news: americans are hypocrites

O B S E S S E D

or in matthew's case, hippocrites

Also, what blog @kontroll?

Damn Gottem

Er, gottme

🤔

😂👌

@Matthew just kidding ily bby

about that chevy suburban though

tell us why the government lets you ride in a mom van

Because I work for the canteen, not the FBI

Or CIA

insufficient explanation

now go hunt the turkeys and make lunch