Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 548339447570104324


2019-02-22 02:59:06 UTC  

Okay, Patrick.

2019-02-22 03:00:36 UTC  

This is very frustrating. This free tax prep site is full of typos and has conflicting information. And literally every help-button just deadass redirects to IRS.gov. Not even the specific site.

2019-02-22 03:00:49 UTC  

I like the smell of ceder and coffee

2019-02-22 03:01:00 UTC  

I might just pay the goy tax and be done with it.

2019-02-22 03:01:02 UTC  

I'll get on my PC and track it down

2019-02-22 03:01:24 UTC  

Lemme nuke some pizza first and clear the Magic cards off.

2019-02-22 03:02:04 UTC  

Where is the sports car of washing machines

2019-02-22 03:02:15 UTC  

They are all dysmally rated

2019-02-22 03:02:20 UTC  

Total cost is gonna be like 29 bucks after I get the credit that they're wringing from me, so this isn't even worth my time to stress about.

2019-02-22 03:02:43 UTC  

@johnfrum protip: if the washing machine just works, they didn't leave a review.

2019-02-22 03:02:45 UTC  

>he doesnt have a family cpa

2019-02-22 03:02:56 UTC  

People only leave reviews if they hate something.

2019-02-22 03:03:03 UTC  

Eh, saves $29 if you wait a bit and wanna fuck with TurboTax again

2019-02-22 03:03:07 UTC  

That's what I used

2019-02-22 03:04:28 UTC  

I've spent a total of like 4 hours trying to dodge this bullshit

2019-02-22 03:04:36 UTC  

I want to drink coffee now but dont want to be hopped up.

2019-02-22 03:04:39 UTC  

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2019-02-22 03:04:52 UTC  

Decaf

2019-02-22 03:05:01 UTC  

I dont have decaf

2019-02-22 03:05:05 UTC  

The amount of time I've spent stressing on it has exceeded my wages by several times now. Literally not worth it to fuck around anymore

2019-02-22 03:05:11 UTC  

Let me help, John

2019-02-22 03:05:14 UTC  

Drink the coffee

2019-02-22 03:05:16 UTC  

Enjoy it

2019-02-22 03:05:18 UTC  

Savor it

2019-02-22 03:05:20 UTC  

>implying you ever use overtime

2019-02-22 03:05:24 UTC  

Then drink a bunch of nyquil

2019-02-22 03:05:29 UTC  

Best of both worlds

2019-02-22 03:05:38 UTC  

You'll even get your alcohol fix

2019-02-22 03:06:09 UTC  

Matt trying to push his pathetic addiction on fellow server members, very sad

2019-02-22 03:06:17 UTC  

I feel like I'm becoming John, I've got a plastic bottle of booze I'm just drinking from

2019-02-22 03:06:28 UTC  

congrats, John

2019-02-22 03:06:31 UTC  

Thats nyqu

2019-02-22 03:06:34 UTC  

Il

2019-02-22 03:06:40 UTC  

being an alcoholic is directly associated with you now

2019-02-22 03:06:45 UTC  

The meme has become a reality

2019-02-22 03:08:39 UTC  

If I were capable of empathy, I'd feel bad for smearing your character so thoroughly, but alas

2019-02-22 03:09:29 UTC  

There. Tax returns are done.

2019-02-22 03:09:33 UTC  

Fuck you, TurboTax.

2019-02-22 03:10:23 UTC  

😮

2019-02-22 03:10:27 UTC  

Gf made Pear Pie

2019-02-22 03:11:40 UTC  

Poor matt thinks a reputaion on a chinese home shopping discord affects anything.