Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 548337914736541707

Matthew
2019-02-22 02:51:52 UTC  

You like what smell women like on a man? Here's the complete list:

``1. Not sweat ``

Matthew
2019-02-22 02:52:15 UTC  

That's it

Matthew
2019-02-22 02:52:32 UTC  

As long as you don't smell like ball-funk, women are happy

johnfrum
2019-02-22 02:52:32 UTC  

This says for women

timsandtoms
2019-02-22 02:52:41 UTC  

Correct

johnfrum
2019-02-22 02:52:43 UTC  

This isnt cologne

johnfrum
2019-02-22 02:52:49 UTC  

You are wearing perfume

timsandtoms
2019-02-22 02:52:53 UTC  

Also correct

timsandtoms
2019-02-22 02:53:16 UTC  

EdT, cologne, and perfume refer to concentration

johnfrum
2019-02-22 02:53:34 UTC  

Holy shit no one not even women care

johnfrum
2019-02-22 02:53:39 UTC  

Cologne smells like men

johnfrum
2019-02-22 02:53:52 UTC  

Perfume smells like women

timsandtoms
2019-02-22 02:55:46 UTC  

Yeah, it's dumb. Because every actual fragrance that has one in the name uses it right, but common usage is how you said. But what really makes one fragrance masculine or feminine?

Matthew
2019-02-22 02:55:52 UTC  

No, faggot

Matthew
2019-02-22 02:56:00 UTC  

Cologne doesn't smell like men

Matthew
2019-02-22 02:56:21 UTC  

It smells like faggotry, but it's marketed towards men

Matthew
2019-02-22 02:56:41 UTC  

It's like those MAN-WIPES

Matthew
2019-02-22 02:57:10 UTC  

As if men need RUGGED, STRONG ASSWIPE that can take a BEATING

Matthew
2019-02-22 02:57:32 UTC  

DUDE-GLOSS, for men who BRAVE THE ELEMENTS

timsandtoms
2019-02-22 02:58:49 UTC  

I just like to smell nice while remaining inoffensive.

Matthew
2019-02-22 02:59:06 UTC  

Okay, Patrick.

Matthew
2019-02-22 03:00:36 UTC  

This is very frustrating. This free tax prep site is full of typos and has conflicting information. And literally every help-button just deadass redirects to IRS.gov. Not even the specific site.

johnfrum
2019-02-22 03:00:49 UTC  

I like the smell of ceder and coffee

Matthew
2019-02-22 03:01:00 UTC  

I might just pay the goy tax and be done with it.

timsandtoms
2019-02-22 03:01:02 UTC  

I'll get on my PC and track it down

timsandtoms
2019-02-22 03:01:24 UTC  

Lemme nuke some pizza first and clear the Magic cards off.

johnfrum
2019-02-22 03:02:04 UTC  

Where is the sports car of washing machines

johnfrum
2019-02-22 03:02:15 UTC  

They are all dysmally rated

Matthew
2019-02-22 03:02:20 UTC  

Total cost is gonna be like 29 bucks after I get the credit that they're wringing from me, so this isn't even worth my time to stress about.

Matthew
2019-02-22 03:02:43 UTC  

@johnfrum protip: if the washing machine just works, they didn't leave a review.

johnfrum
2019-02-22 03:02:45 UTC  

>he doesnt have a family cpa

Matthew
2019-02-22 03:02:56 UTC  

People only leave reviews if they hate something.

timsandtoms
2019-02-22 03:03:03 UTC  

Eh, saves $29 if you wait a bit and wanna fuck with TurboTax again

timsandtoms
2019-02-22 03:03:07 UTC  

That's what I used

Matthew
2019-02-22 03:04:28 UTC  

I've spent a total of like 4 hours trying to dodge this bullshit

johnfrum
2019-02-22 03:04:36 UTC  

I want to drink coffee now but dont want to be hopped up.

johnfrum
2019-02-22 03:04:39 UTC  

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timsandtoms
2019-02-22 03:04:52 UTC  

Decaf

johnfrum
2019-02-22 03:05:01 UTC  

I dont have decaf

Matthew
2019-02-22 03:05:05 UTC  

The amount of time I've spent stressing on it has exceeded my wages by several times now. Literally not worth it to fuck around anymore

Matthew
2019-02-22 03:05:11 UTC  

Let me help, John