Then leave the box of cards there.

No blowjob is worth 500, you can get way over the hill gay people to do that for free on craigslist.

>no blowjob is worth 500
What if it's by a succubus

Nigga I got bills

I'm not the one who needs sperm to survive in that transaction

THe best Beej you've ever had, followed shortly by death

This chair ain't paying itself off

my chair was 30 dollars, and retails for over a grand

Savers can be great sometimes

A card store might know

https://store.steelcase.com/seating/office-chairs/siento

Very comfy

Nice

Went with the Leap

I feel office chairs are so expensive because companies will pay for office furniture without questioning the cost.

Very true

@Matthew 1k$ for a chair?

wat

when you can just buy an ikea markus

for 150$

They have margin for sure, but the good ones are worth it.

>ikea

Won't wear out, and save your body.

The biggest offput of that thing is using "sophisticated" in the description though

It's almost as bad as "artisan"

The only thing that matters is lumbar support

lol I forgot about that

>haih quality foam

"I'll jew out on the thing I'm sitting in for hours a day, every day! What could go wrong?"

>sitting on chair
>not standing in front of computer

My chair was just shy of $1300 and I don't regret it.

yeah but

>not being a based phoneposter like @johnfrum

It's red!

gaming!

it says gaming chair!

But if I ever have to replace it, probably going with a $350 refurbished model where the difference is the fabric and lack of headrest

I can almost understand gayming chairs for streamers, since it adds flair to their camera stream

Same thing with RGB light panels, figurines, etc

Gotta have the facecam so people feel a personal connection, but can't just have the background be your dirty room