Kinky.

I'm slowly working Super Lube into mine, for some reason it comes unlubricated

So it doesn't recline smoothly

>Super Lube

Spent all his money on the chair, so he can't even afford Cum Lube!

*Sad!*

This stuff is even real

How conceited has one man to be to call his product super "object"

@Matthew There, does that cheer you up Matt? I got better lube.

Your thumbnails are disgusting.

Looks like a little circumcised dick.

Get normal fingers, you ape.

At least he's white

https://medlineplus.gov/ency/imagepages/18127.htm

You're gonna die, dude

Jesus... I fell asleep again.

Normally happens to people once or twice a day

Fuck.

FUCK.

I can't handle it anymore.

Tomorrow I'm gonna go buy a Switch.

You drink too much matthew

Soy, that is

I have never drank soy

Get the original hardware if at all possible

Same shit but mod-able

Short of finding a good deal on an Odyssey bundle though, I've no idea how to check. Something with serial numbers.

And then go play Labyrinth of Refrain you colossal weeb.

Oh, we both know that original stock will have skyrocketed in price because of that hardware vulnerability

Eh, probably. But you might have luck in physical stores. It's a console, doesn't need to be FIFO

They ran a special with gamestop to reclaim old units, remember? You know damn well they recalled what they could.

Wait, really? What was it?

Didn't hear about that

Turn in your old switch...and get a new switch!

:^)

AND PEOPLE FELL FOR IT

Lolwut

https://www.usgamer.net/articles/gamestop-strangely-offering-200-switch-trade-in-credit-for-another-nintendo-switch

That site is cancer, can't view with an adblocker