Poor tims! White knighting beta! She won't fuck you bro

I mostly stay out of it, I got roped in to help with the phone bits

@timsandtoms I'd say the height mechanics were utterly trash and the leather downright cheap. The whole thing lasted my teenager old like 2 years...

@Sdeck37 so it breaks apart when exposed to semen?

Your teenager?

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

My teenager being? Not sure how to go there

My teenaged self

Anyway me being aged 17-19

Teenage me

Then I refurbed my own

I feel like I should disassemble and oil mine. It creaks

@Matthew oil the tension knob

@timsandtoms oil my knob

Damn it matt

That was supposed to be my joke

Matthew always comes first. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Wait, normal style chair where the seat moves with the back, or are they independent?

I don't understand your meaning..

If you lean back, does your seat stay parallel to the floor, or lean with you?

Oh, it's independent.

And the back is articulated in 2 places.

Nevermind the knob then. Just oil everything.

Kinky.

I'm slowly working Super Lube into mine, for some reason it comes unlubricated

So it doesn't recline smoothly

>Super Lube

Spent all his money on the chair, so he can't even afford Cum Lube!

*Sad!*

This stuff is even real

How conceited has one man to be to call his product super "object"

@Matthew There, does that cheer you up Matt? I got better lube.

Your thumbnails are disgusting.

Looks like a little circumcised dick.

Get normal fingers, you ape.

At least he's white

https://medlineplus.gov/ency/imagepages/18127.htm

You're gonna die, dude

Jesus... I fell asleep again.