Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 553238718555881482


2019-03-07 15:09:42 UTC  

Oh shidd, I forgot that I need to gas up the car before work. Looks like I'm gonna be late anyway

2019-03-07 15:13:08 UTC  

@sum that first one looks like a cool kit though

2019-03-07 15:13:55 UTC  

It does look cool, but is a smooth cylinder really the best design for a tool? It's a tool, not a fashion statement

2019-03-07 15:14:25 UTC  

I mean if you want it can double as a tool for masturbation

2019-03-07 15:16:04 UTC  

>using a fuckdriver instead of a Drilldo

2019-03-07 15:22:01 UTC  

>not using a dickhammer

2019-03-07 15:23:56 UTC  

I'm gonna get Gas Station donuts today

2019-03-07 15:24:14 UTC  

Of course you do

2019-03-07 15:24:26 UTC  

Of course I....do?

2019-03-07 15:24:39 UTC  

You mean Of course you ARE, you non-english dipshit 😂

2019-03-07 15:25:59 UTC  

Nope. It's do, fatty

2019-03-07 15:26:39 UTC  

No, it's not.

2019-03-07 15:27:08 UTC  

If I said 'I want to get gas station donuts today", THEN you could say "Of course you do "

2019-03-07 15:27:23 UTC  

But I said I AM gonna get gas station donuts.

2019-03-07 15:27:50 UTC  

smh Imagine being so stupid a burger flipper has to give you english lessons

2019-03-07 15:27:51 UTC  

>American becomming a ||grammar|| nazi

2019-03-07 15:29:10 UTC  

You may be right

2019-03-07 15:29:22 UTC  

You are a gas station donut

2019-03-07 15:29:25 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-07 15:30:48 UTC  

Very Bad sense of humor.

2019-03-07 15:33:09 UTC  

I have it all set up in my head now. I'm gonna get some donuts, some <:boomer:480046032546168863> , and a tank full of gas. Total cost......

2019-03-07 15:33:16 UTC  

I'm gonna say 31 dollars

2019-03-07 15:33:50 UTC  

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

2019-03-07 15:34:05 UTC  

Why not buy some 🚰

2019-03-07 15:34:21 UTC  

<:boomer:480046032546168863> no calories

2019-03-07 15:34:24 UTC  

@sum Why not buy a ticket to a country that doesn't suck dick, dirty pole

2019-03-07 15:34:57 UTC  

@Matthew why not drink something that doesn't suck dick, fat american

2019-03-07 15:35:17 UTC  

I'm not drinking @porco , I' m drinking <:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-03-07 15:40:20 UTC  

ohfuck me, weather will change like crazy

2019-03-07 15:42:57 UTC  

Times of headaches and eyes hurting badly incoming

2019-03-07 15:43:19 UTC  

Hahaha

2019-03-07 15:43:27 UTC  

Genetically inferior Allergic faglord

2019-03-07 15:43:49 UTC  

I didn't want to be a fucking meteoropathic

2019-03-07 15:44:59 UTC  

gf complains about her ankle when it's cold

2019-03-07 15:45:05 UTC  

it's been cold for 6 months now

2019-03-07 15:52:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/553243640731009037/eiter0mh0kk21.png

2019-03-07 15:56:55 UTC  

Still I think that time when Google categorized all black people as apes was much better

2019-03-07 15:57:01 UTC  

Yes

2019-03-07 16:27:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/553252458655252500/20190307_102722.jpg

2019-03-07 16:27:48 UTC  

Rare sip

2019-03-07 16:27:58 UTC  

(Handlets BTFO)