Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 553746250013605899


2019-03-09 00:57:11 UTC  

No

2019-03-09 00:57:13 UTC  
2019-03-09 00:57:16 UTC  

Watch this man

2019-03-09 00:57:39 UTC  

He is your friend, he gardens for FREEDOM,

2019-03-09 00:57:59 UTC  

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

2019-03-09 00:58:34 UTC  

How do you say 'fuck you, ship seeds to america you fucking facist' in polish

2019-03-09 00:58:56 UTC  

Pierdol się, wyślij nasiona do Ameryki Ty jebany faszysto

2019-03-09 00:58:59 UTC  

Something like that

2019-03-09 00:59:03 UTC  

Thanks

2019-03-09 00:59:38 UTC  

I dunno why they have someone who speaks english in thier store if they dont ship to america.

2019-03-09 00:59:58 UTC  

Okay what the fuck, apparently some buns have chalk or gypsum in them

2019-03-09 01:00:15 UTC  

What

2019-03-09 01:00:25 UTC  

Are you watching Victorian bakery?

2019-03-09 01:00:28 UTC  

Was in recommended

2019-03-09 01:01:07 UTC  
2019-03-09 01:01:14 UTC  

Top comf series

2019-03-09 01:07:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/553745690543521792/unknown.gif

2019-03-09 01:09:00 UTC  

>having something that has more poop germs than a toilot seat near your baby

2019-03-09 01:09:22 UTC  

Helps build resistance early on

2019-03-09 01:09:54 UTC  

>worry about germs when it just came out of the second dirtiest hole on a woman, located mere inches from the first

2019-03-09 01:57:06 UTC  

Cleanness is just a social construct

2019-03-09 02:19:11 UTC  

You mean cleanliness, stupid kraut

2019-03-09 04:10:34 UTC  
2019-03-09 04:11:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/553791882292101132/69f.jpeg

2019-03-09 05:49:23 UTC  

What the fuck, why do cats sound like hurt childre

2019-03-09 05:51:47 UTC  

Because they evolved alongside us, so that they could use your instincts to their benefit @johnfrum

2019-03-09 05:52:04 UTC  

You'll be inclined to help them

2019-03-09 05:52:16 UTC  

Also, stop torturing cats

2019-03-09 05:53:13 UTC  

I wasnt

2019-03-09 05:54:01 UTC  

I woke up to the sounds of what I thought was someone in pain, ran out and saw a bunch of cats running off

2019-03-09 05:54:11 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-09 05:54:27 UTC  

I'm proud of you for that empathetic response.

2019-03-09 05:54:57 UTC  

If someone dies on my property its not a good look.

2019-03-09 05:55:43 UTC  

One time an owl snatched a rabbit outside our window in the summer, and the shriek was absolutely gut-wrenching. Scared the fuck out of us.

2019-03-09 06:00:43 UTC  

I always thought rabbits couldn't make noises until my dog mauled one and I had to kill it

2019-03-09 06:04:13 UTC  

They can be very, very loud.

2019-03-09 06:06:55 UTC  

I think that was one of the few times I wanted to hurt my dog to discipline it

2019-03-09 06:07:26 UTC  

One got caught in my fence and my dyke neighbors made me cut it out with bolt cutters to free it instead of just giving it a crack on the noggin with a hammer and pulling it out

2019-03-09 06:07:34 UTC  

So now I have a hole in my fucking fence