Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 557339777813315613
I'm not proud of it, I'm just not ashamed.
fair enough
I don't know how to change my own oil, I'll be ashamed of that instead, okay?
wew lad
that's babby's first car maintenance
Nah, that'd be changing a tire.
changing the oil isn't too bad
you just have to find the nut to undo
and not get oil all over your drive
My friend's dad died under his own car, so I'm a little wary of doing it tbh
probably used the jack instead of stands
Was changing his oil on his ford expedition and the air suspension suddenly failed and crushed his head
Be nice, John
I will not be nice to people who chose to die instead of spending 50 bucks.
C'mon man, you know literally nothing of the situation, so let's not be a cocksucker about it
There weren't jacks or stands involved, he wasn't changing a tire. Please read before being a cunt
>changing the oil
>didn't use stands
it's a shame he died but it was avoidable
Also didn't say that, either. All I said was that he died under his car
>air suspension suddenly gave out
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Matt, unless this was the unluckiest man in the world and all his jack stands snapped as soon as his air suspension went he was under there with no backups.
Glad you're a professional witness, John
youre welcome
I charge by the hour normally
Maybe the courts will call on you to testify
but for you
free
Huuuuh, poor friend's dad. Anyway, John.
Watch KissxSis.
It's good for you. It'll build character.
alternatively, fuck yourself
Why not both
Xenophobic John refuses to experience other cultures!
*Sad!*
Some cultures are objectively retarded, backwards and shit, I will not pretend otherwise.
Fully agree.
much better
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