also matt, manual is a useful skill to know

guys i found out something extremely useful

I thought you died

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if you put your finger in your anus deep enough, and wiggle around, you will force yourself to shit

it is often life saver

Well that is what i wanted you to think

@johnfrum how so?

Even Uhauls are automatic these days

Almost all U-hauls I've rented have been manual.

How recently has that been?

Like 3 years ago?

Weird. The ones near me are autos.

guess it's an american thing

near me most rentals are manual

I looked for the cheapest one in the area, saving 20 bucks is worth knowing manual, I guess

20 bucks a day, or total?

total, needed it for two and a half days

I'll pay a 20 dollar cuck tax to not have to jerk the car off to get it to go

not knowing something really shouldn't be a point of pride.

I'm not proud of it, I'm just not ashamed.

fair enough

I don't know how to change my own oil, I'll be ashamed of that instead, okay?

wew lad

that's babby's first car maintenance

Nah, that'd be changing a tire.

changing the oil isn't too bad

you just have to find the nut to undo

and not get oil all over your drive

My friend's dad died under his own car, so I'm a little wary of doing it tbh

probably used the jack instead of stands

Was changing his oil on his ford expedition and the air suspension suddenly failed and crushed his head

Be nice, John

I will not be nice to people who chose to die instead of spending 50 bucks.

C'mon man, you know literally nothing of the situation, so let's not be a cocksucker about it

There weren't jacks or stands involved, he wasn't changing a tire. Please read before being a cunt

>changing the oil
>didn't use stands

it's a shame he died but it was avoidable

Also didn't say that, either. All I said was that he died under his car

>air suspension suddenly gave out

Very presumptive! *Sad!*