Message from @Matthew

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2019-03-18 22:53:25 UTC  

I looked for the cheapest one in the area, saving 20 bucks is worth knowing manual, I guess

2019-03-18 22:53:41 UTC  

20 bucks a day, or total?

2019-03-18 22:53:56 UTC  

total, needed it for two and a half days

2019-03-18 22:55:04 UTC  

I'll pay a 20 dollar cuck tax to not have to jerk the car off to get it to go

2019-03-18 22:56:32 UTC  

not knowing something really shouldn't be a point of pride.

2019-03-18 22:56:49 UTC  

I'm not proud of it, I'm just not ashamed.

2019-03-18 22:57:15 UTC  

fair enough

2019-03-18 23:01:25 UTC  

I don't know how to change my own oil, I'll be ashamed of that instead, okay?

2019-03-18 23:01:56 UTC  

wew lad

2019-03-18 23:02:13 UTC  

that's babby's first car maintenance

2019-03-18 23:03:13 UTC  

Nah, that'd be changing a tire.

2019-03-18 23:03:38 UTC  

changing the oil isn't too bad

2019-03-18 23:03:48 UTC  

you just have to find the nut to undo

2019-03-18 23:03:59 UTC  

and not get oil all over your drive

2019-03-18 23:05:02 UTC  

My friend's dad died under his own car, so I'm a little wary of doing it tbh

2019-03-18 23:05:31 UTC  

probably used the jack instead of stands

2019-03-18 23:05:37 UTC  

Was changing his oil on his ford expedition and the air suspension suddenly failed and crushed his head

2019-03-18 23:05:58 UTC  

Be nice, John

2019-03-18 23:06:26 UTC  

I will not be nice to people who chose to die instead of spending 50 bucks.

2019-03-18 23:07:05 UTC  

C'mon man, you know literally nothing of the situation, so let's not be a cocksucker about it

2019-03-18 23:07:40 UTC  

There weren't jacks or stands involved, he wasn't changing a tire. Please read before being a cunt

2019-03-18 23:08:31 UTC  

>changing the oil
>didn't use stands

2019-03-18 23:08:49 UTC  

it's a shame he died but it was avoidable

2019-03-18 23:09:05 UTC  

Also didn't say that, either. All I said was that he died under his car

2019-03-18 23:09:17 UTC  

>air suspension suddenly gave out

2019-03-18 23:09:17 UTC  

Very presumptive! *Sad!*

2019-03-18 23:09:19 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-03-18 23:11:00 UTC  

Matt, unless this was the unluckiest man in the world and all his jack stands snapped as soon as his air suspension went he was under there with no backups.

2019-03-18 23:11:24 UTC  

Glad you're a professional witness, John

2019-03-18 23:11:36 UTC  

youre welcome

2019-03-18 23:11:43 UTC  

I charge by the hour normally

2019-03-18 23:11:44 UTC  

Maybe the courts will call on you to testify

2019-03-18 23:11:45 UTC  

but for you

2019-03-18 23:11:47 UTC  

free

2019-03-18 23:15:29 UTC  

Huuuuh, poor friend's dad. Anyway, John.

2019-03-18 23:15:43 UTC  

Watch KissxSis.

2019-03-18 23:15:54 UTC  

It's good for you. It'll build character.

2019-03-18 23:16:59 UTC  

alternatively, fuck yourself

2019-03-18 23:18:05 UTC  

Why not both

2019-03-18 23:23:53 UTC  

Xenophobic John refuses to experience other cultures!

2019-03-18 23:23:57 UTC  

*Sad!*