You just don’t understand it

I’ll help you Ian you’ll see the way of the deli meats

You're too kind.

"Welcome to Kingfish Butcher's & Fine Meats: the only butcher's shop to have EVERY variety of gabbagool"

That’s basically already what I do

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN I read a Twain book recently that I could barely finish because his style got to be so tired. It felt like Reddit the book after a while.
It was his dispatches from Hawaii which he admits to the reader that he fictionalized and pre-dated after returning to San Francisco in order to satisfy his editor who wanted him to actually *write* something as a result of his all-expenses-paid trip.

The whole book ultimately made the case for the annexation of Hawaii in a ham-handed way. It actually convinced me of the opposite.

does gabbagool even have varieties?

Yes

There’s mild, hot, low sodium etc

If you get anything other than Hot you’re a dork though

The flavor comes from the spice

Mild cap is just a tangy ham

Hot gabagool is where you get the flavor and the punch

Throw that on some salami and provolone

@Logan "the Sandwich Islands" eh?

Yeah Journalists have been mischievous from the beginning

IE's crash course on culture for deracinated Italians, brought to you by @Kingfish

Crisp up some prosciutto

@Papa Pizzagate it’s all we have <:sad:366743316475281408>

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN ban journalism

Instead of the bible, they read transcripts from The Sopranos

"Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in"

Next week will be “how to handle a situation maturely. You don’t”

A PUNCH OF SALT

Woof

I eat quite a bit of deli meat, especially when I'm doing low carb/keto...I just stay away from those packed with nitrates.

"Now open your script-bibles to hear the words of Paulie, Maker of Sauces and Insults"

How do you properly interact interpersonally? Easy. What ever emotion you have immediately dial it up to a 10

@Logan Some kind of legal structure that stops the revolving door between politicians, entertainment studios, journos and intelligence agencies could make honest people out of reporters

Remember, all the best cooks in the world are men

I tend towards the hams and fatty roast beefs..some sausage as well. Must be my German epigenetics kicking in.

“Don’t eat gabagool grandma it’s nothing but fat and nitrates “

GABAGOOL?

@John O - is there gender separation in cooking shows like in chess tournaments?

OVA HERE

what the hell is a gaba-gool...

we must enlighten this one

Gab: a ghoul

The first half was pretty fascinating. I didn't know how important British and even French influence was. I didn't know that the Kanakas (Hawaiians) would enlist on foreign ships and make a good living. It pops up in The Sea Wolf too actually. If I hadn't read this one I wouldn't have really known what London meant by "Kanaka"

BRING FORTH THE MEAT TRAYS

Social media critique

Capocollo