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Stormzy
when you cum on a girl's face do you shout "YOU'VE BEEN STORMSPLURGED BITCH"?
or "GET READY TO BE SPLURGED"
what's your catchphrase?
He disappeared
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Probably "GO GO MY STURMTRUPPEN, BLITZKRIEG HER FACE!"
in the UK splurging is usually associated with cumming
so I can't see his name without imagining a little storm of jizz
Well
When I hear "wanka!", I think of a masturbating guy
But I guess that's not how it works for you guys, does it?
Wanker?
yeah we say that
as an insult
but you usually do the hand movement of wanking as you say it
you fokken WANKER
it still means wanking
like "having a wank"
Interesting
so I imagine a load firing out of storm so large it becomes a storm splurge
wanker is quite colloquial and friendly these days
people here will say cheerfully they're off for a wank or they spent the whole weekend wanking off
I don't know why people think it's purely an insult with nothing to do with masturbating
wanker shouldnt really be an insult
its unhealthy to hold back
I don't know, it's fun to do the wanker thing at them
a lot of male insults involve phallic stuff
you're a dick, you're a knob
smeghead
langer
taking the piss
at the same time though, cunt, twat, arse
cunt isn't an insult in scotland really
unless you're really mad
people use it on friendly terms here
ma main cunt
people get pretty offended when it's thrown around so liberally
thats nice, i rarely hear it here, except in slightly light hearted insult
but seriously cunto you say that shite to me again youll spend the next week in AandE having a jar pulled out your dick