Interesting

for me splurging is splurging a lot of money on something or splurging as in a huge load

so I imagine a load firing out of storm so large it becomes a storm splurge

wanker is quite colloquial and friendly these days

people here will say cheerfully they're off for a wank or they spent the whole weekend wanking off

I don't know why people think it's purely an insult with nothing to do with masturbating

wanker shouldnt really be an insult

its unhealthy to hold back

I don't know, it's fun to do the wanker thing at them

a lot of male insults involve phallic stuff

you're a dick, you're a knob

smeghead

langer

taking the piss

at the same time though, cunt, twat, arse

cunt isn't an insult in scotland really

unless you're really mad

people use it on friendly terms here

ma main cunt

people get pretty offended when it's thrown around so liberally

thats nice, i rarely hear it here, except in slightly light hearted insult

but seriously cunto you say that shite to me again youll spend the next week in AandE having a jar pulled out your dick

etc

tfw someone I knew in high school legit had to spend a few days in A&E because he sat on a pint glass

shattered on him

sounds rough

the jokes about cumming fragments of glass etc were really good for a while

speaking of total cunts

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2016-07-04/chris-evans-quits-top-gear-after-just-one-series

W E W

Y E S

<-- bongistani

Evans deported out of his own show

whens the amazon thing happening

is it going to be shit?

or the shit?

as long as it's still casually racist and they keep getting in trouble for insulting people abroad by "mistake"

I'm fine with it

might seem a bit forced. since the literally did force it to keep happening

a lot of the atmosphere was them kind of hating each other

since they made such an effort to be together it might ruin the jokes