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Morning boyz

canadian morning

Stormzy

when you cum on a girl's face do you shout "YOU'VE BEEN STORMSPLURGED BITCH"?

or "GET READY TO BE SPLURGED"

what's your catchphrase?

He disappeared

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Probably "GO GO MY STURMTRUPPEN, BLITZKRIEG HER FACE!"

in the UK splurging is usually associated with cumming

so I can't see his name without imagining a little storm of jizz

Well

When I hear "wanka!", I think of a masturbating guy

But I guess that's not how it works for you guys, does it?

Wanker?

yeah we say that

as an insult

but you usually do the hand movement of wanking as you say it

you fokken WANKER

it still means wanking

like "having a wank"

Interesting

for me splurging is splurging a lot of money on something or splurging as in a huge load

so I imagine a load firing out of storm so large it becomes a storm splurge

wanker is quite colloquial and friendly these days

people here will say cheerfully they're off for a wank or they spent the whole weekend wanking off

I don't know why people think it's purely an insult with nothing to do with masturbating

wanker shouldnt really be an insult

its unhealthy to hold back

I don't know, it's fun to do the wanker thing at them

a lot of male insults involve phallic stuff

you're a dick, you're a knob

smeghead

langer

taking the piss

at the same time though, cunt, twat, arse

cunt isn't an insult in scotland really

unless you're really mad

people use it on friendly terms here