See, you're not a true Bender. A true Bender wouldn't change, because he knows he's perfect.

im actually the professor

like so

How does that work now

goddamnit

mindswap episode?

That's what I was thinking

You could've started with GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, though

BAD NEWS EVERYONE

o shit, mao, i saw you in /edc/

Is this the most redpilled everyday carry?

>Redpilled

>Carry digital watch

NSA can get into that too, you know

Might as well ditch the Motorola as well, cause old ass >CDMA network

NSA has probably planted a microphone in my mechanical watch

Super easy to crack

Bluepilled/10

@tablecat Just take out the battery, put it in a microwave oven

Let it spin for 5 sec

Done

Since it's mechanical, only the "microphone" will fry

They're probably microwave proof

Nah

I've actually accidentally fried a microphone, a few years back

But that wasn't an NSA microphone, was it?

A friend tried to play this nasty listening prank on me

Put the mic under my plate

I microwaved it and it popped within 2 secs

brb, girlfriend time

That's the thing with small microphones, though

They're too small to have any kind of shielding

Makes them resistant to shock and whatnot, but against interference, nope

Yeah, whatever, I've given up my life to the botnet anyway.

@Aerione tons of Swedes everywhere

with 1 Gbps complaining about how bad internet infrastructure they have

and how South korea have better

>when you're so normie that you can give your life to the botnet and not be afraid of anything

living the life

Do I deserve a 20 bit mcnuggets menu after this long day of work? What do you think /CSG/ discord?