possible Comfy review tomorrow lads, no promises

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got something brewing in my ass and it isn't shit

it's inspiration

Or a tapeworm

:^)

Cum?

I've seen it all

hue hue

Now we have two Benders

new bender says ello

There's only place for one Bender here, buddy

biting of my shiny metal ass, perhaps?

or i can change...i dont fear change

See, you're not a true Bender. A true Bender wouldn't change, because he knows he's perfect.

im actually the professor

like so

How does that work now

goddamnit

mindswap episode?

That's what I was thinking

You could've started with GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, though

BAD NEWS EVERYONE

o shit, mao, i saw you in /edc/

Is this the most redpilled everyday carry?

>Redpilled

>Carry digital watch

NSA can get into that too, you know

Might as well ditch the Motorola as well, cause old ass >CDMA network

NSA has probably planted a microphone in my mechanical watch

Super easy to crack

Bluepilled/10

@tablecat Just take out the battery, put it in a microwave oven

Let it spin for 5 sec

Done

Since it's mechanical, only the "microphone" will fry

They're probably microwave proof

Nah

I've actually accidentally fried a microphone, a few years back

But that wasn't an NSA microphone, was it?