Message from @Aerione
Discord ID: 211933023363399690
There's only place for one Bender here, buddy
biting of my shiny metal ass, perhaps?
or i can change...i dont fear change
See, you're not a true Bender. A true Bender wouldn't change, because he knows he's perfect.
im actually the professor
like so
How does that work now
goddamnit
mindswap episode?
That's what I was thinking
You could've started with GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, though
BAD NEWS EVERYONE
o shit, mao, i saw you in /edc/
Is this the most redpilled everyday carry?
>Redpilled
>Carry digital watch
NSA can get into that too, you know
Might as well ditch the Motorola as well, cause old ass >CDMA network
NSA has probably planted a microphone in my mechanical watch
Bluepilled/10
Let it spin for 5 sec
Done
Since it's mechanical, only the "microphone" will fry
They're probably microwave proof
Nah
I've actually accidentally fried a microphone, a few years back
But that wasn't an NSA microphone, was it?
A friend tried to play this nasty listening prank on me
Put the mic under my plate
I microwaved it and it popped within 2 secs
brb, girlfriend time
That's the thing with small microphones, though
They're too small to have any kind of shielding
Makes them resistant to shock and whatnot, but against interference, nope
Yeah, whatever, I've given up my life to the botnet anyway.
with 1 Gbps complaining about how bad internet infrastructure they have
and how South korea have better