@Tendril

Yeah I know

Is Semen Demon really your gf?

It was on a tox call

and yes

She's the one waiting on the konata cosplay

>introducing your gf to chink shit

I regret nothing

So

Is she a semen demon?

Sure is

:^)

(^:

a jizm chasm

mayonnaise maiden

etc

How much baby batter does she consume weekly?

a real cum connoisseur

Multiple liters I would imagine.

quite the mattress actress

icing ingestor

sauce swallower

Guys

Gals*

Guys I need advice.

hi what is it

avocados*

So everytime my friends needs to "borrow" my phone he fucking downloads some shitty game.

don't let him borrow it

done

porn*

stop being a fag

And I have to delete and wipe the date everytime.

No.

Yes.

watch it*

Because if I don't he just steals it.

Get better friends

Have you heard of

Look

and a lock screen