Message from @Tendril

Discord ID: 218700481432649731


2016-08-26 11:50:35 UTC  

I ordered it...

2016-08-26 11:50:49 UTC  

August 13th.

2016-08-26 11:50:55 UTC  

So nah, it's been nearly two weeks.

2016-08-26 11:52:00 UTC  

two weeks is like the fastest you get

2016-08-26 11:52:11 UTC  

with free shipping

2016-08-26 11:52:35 UTC  

I mean, it arrived before her trap socks.

2016-08-26 11:53:13 UTC  

which I ordered long after a Jinhao, a flashlight and a couple of other things.

2016-08-26 11:53:25 UTC  

[which haven't arrived]

2016-08-26 11:55:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/218700057216679936/33333333333.jpg

2016-08-26 11:56:03 UTC  

Yeah I know

2016-08-26 11:56:06 UTC  

Is Semen Demon really your gf?

2016-08-26 11:56:07 UTC  

It was on a tox call

2016-08-26 11:56:10 UTC  

and yes

2016-08-26 11:56:34 UTC  

She's the one waiting on the konata cosplay

2016-08-26 11:56:47 UTC  

>introducing your gf to chink shit

2016-08-26 11:56:54 UTC  

I regret nothing

2016-08-26 11:57:21 UTC  

So

2016-08-26 11:57:29 UTC  

Is she a semen demon?

2016-08-26 11:57:35 UTC  

Sure is

2016-08-26 11:57:35 UTC  

:^)

2016-08-26 11:57:38 UTC  

(^:

2016-08-26 11:57:40 UTC  

a jizm chasm

2016-08-26 11:57:42 UTC  

mayonnaise maiden

2016-08-26 11:57:43 UTC  

etc

2016-08-26 11:58:07 UTC  

How much baby batter does she consume weekly?

2016-08-26 11:58:15 UTC  

a real cum connoisseur

2016-08-26 11:58:56 UTC  

Multiple liters I would imagine.

2016-08-26 11:59:05 UTC  

quite the mattress actress

2016-08-26 11:59:30 UTC  

icing ingestor

2016-08-26 12:00:35 UTC  

sauce swallower

2016-08-26 12:01:47 UTC  

Guys

2016-08-26 12:01:53 UTC  

Gals*

2016-08-26 12:01:53 UTC  

Guys I need advice.

2016-08-26 12:02:10 UTC  

hi what is it

2016-08-26 12:02:13 UTC  

avocados*

2016-08-26 12:02:23 UTC  

So everytime my friends needs to "borrow" my phone he fucking downloads some shitty game.

2016-08-26 12:02:30 UTC  

don't let him borrow it

2016-08-26 12:02:30 UTC  

done

2016-08-26 12:02:31 UTC  

porn*

2016-08-26 12:02:33 UTC  

stop being a fag

2016-08-26 12:02:35 UTC  

And I have to delete and wipe the date everytime.